• me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit
• anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-
• me, exhausted suddenly: no

mjalti:

why is my life …… like that

(via rnystery)

elizabitchtaylor:

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

(via pink-cloudsummer)

sighborgs:

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

(via extraordinarilyridiculous)